Wacky Wednesday: Crushaholic!

I have a confession to make. I am a crushoholic!

I know you are asking what that means so I will tell you, because I am just that nice.

Crushaholic: Someone that seems to always have a crush on someone. Most of the time it is someone they don't know very well, but finds them very attractive in some way, shape, or form. When said crush denies the Crushaholic the Crushaholic will quickly move on and find a new crush with in the same day that the rejection takes place. Extreme Crushaholics will have more than one crush at a time so they are never found without a crush on someone.

I, my friends, am an extreme crushaholic. Sometimes I feel like a teenager just discovering boys! Yeah, it is that bad sometimes. When I am walking down the street I find myself eying every single guy that walks by. There is not even a type that I look for. If it is a guy, I am going to look. Wow...I am like a whore only with out all the physical contact...or the guys knowledge that I am checking him out.

Gee, I think I might even be worse than a guy!

Okay, there are a few things that draw my attention more. Like, long hair. I have a super weakness for guys with long hair. And smiles! If the guy has a nice smile I would melt in his hands! And of course the eyes...some guys have this little sparkle in their eyes!

Esh, I am horrible. You can't even call me shallow because I look at just about every guy. The first thing I do is try to figure out how old he is. If he seems at least 21 or older I will take a closer look. Then I determine if he is younger than...at least 35. Okay, that is a lie, younger than 30. Maybe that makes me shallow...or smart. Ha!

After that I watch how he stands, talks, and walks. A guy has to have confidence. Then I look at the eyes and wait for a smile. By now I have already noticed if the guy has long hair or not, of course.

*sigh* I should stop talking now. Maybe I just like to collect guys in my head...to bad it can't be my basement.

I must go now. The fairies are laughing so loud I am getting a headache. They find it funny that I have shared such embarrassing things to the world. What can I say...I wear my life on my sleeve. Yeah, not my heart, it is safely locked away.

Even though it's true, Is that Wacky enough for you?

Happy Wacky Wednesday folks!
P.S. Are you a Crushaholic?