If the world ended...

How many times have you heard about the end of the world coming? Oh, it's supposed to happen in 2012 cause that is when the Mayan calendar ends. (Personally, I just think that is when the aliens are coming.) Big deal! And the world is supposed to end in fire and brimstone (according to the Christian Bible.) yet there is no time limit.

I usually don't think about it or worry about it really. When the world ends, it ends. That is, if it ends at all. For all we know, the world is going to go on forever. Or we all fly to another planet. I want to go to Pluto (It's still a plane to me!). There is nothing that says the world HAS to die at any given time. Maybe someone is just trying to scare us.

Or make us freak out so they can pick on us. Ha!

The thing is, I have watched the movies. I have seen and heard the theories on how the world ends. I don't have a theory or even any idea. I just take it as it is, but I do know how I want to die if the world ends!

Yeah, this is where this blog is going. If you know me, you should have expected it. If not, welcome to my world!

When the world ends I want to be taken out by a giant wave! Not some wave you can see at the beach. The one like on Deep Impact, only bigger. It takes out states and floods the country. Seriously, how awesome would that be? Think about it, you are just standing there when this massive wave blocks out the sun.
 
Then

BAM!

It hits you!

Now, usually when I tell people this they think "I don't want to drown!" Think about this, how fast is that wave coming at you? What has that water already picked up?

Buildings, statues, cars, other people, sharp objects.

Chances of you drowning are very slim, because you will probably be crushed by a building, run over by a car, impaled by a flag pole or eaten by a giant monster that no one knew even existed.

Yeah, being taken out by a giant wave and then eaten by an unidentified giant monster would be a pretty awesome way to go out!


P.S. How would you want to go out if the world ended?